15 Thing Friday

1. SNOW DAY!!!!!!!

2. Since starting my new position at work, I have not been in the office a single Friday. I am in NO WAY upset about this. I think I may make it a goal of mine to keep this trend going and see how long I can make it. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

3. I have to move. Next weekend. I knew moving was a possibility, but it’s happened a lot quicker than anticipated. I have not packed a SINGLE thing. In fact, this house is a disaster. Whoops.

4. You’re welcome. http://www.buzzfeed.com/chelseamarshall/the-most-awkward-dogs-of-2013

This guy who doesn't care if you think he's being "rude" or "awkward."

5.  Who watched the Sound of Music last night?? I LOVE Carrie. She is flawless. But YIKES. I’ll be honest, I’ve never seen the movie or the musical, so I have nothing to compare it to. But that was BAD.

6.  I’m in the middle of the 10 day Advocare cleanse. I’m not eating clean like I’m supposed to….but the Advocare girl I work with said that’s fine. I feel lighter. It may be because I was literally eating around 5000 calories a day, and now I’m eating around 1500. But still. I feel good. The fiber drink is DISGUSTING. And the herbal cleanse pills I have to take at night smell AWFUL. But it’s really not bad. I recommend it. You’ll feel lighter.

7. This kitten is wearing underwear. (Thanks Ella!)

8. I’ve recently and inexplicably become obsessed with Courtney Kerr. Overly excited about her new show.

9. At first I planned to do laundry and start packing today. Then I realized that is NOT what snow days are about. So I’ve caught up on my programs, snuggled up on the couch, and ate pizza (all while “working” from home, obviously). I can pack all weekend. Whatevs.

10. Tinder is getting creepier and creepier. So there’s that.

11. I’m also obsessed with Amy Poehler. OBSESSED.

12. I made it through 11 things without apologizing for being so bad at blogging and being absent for so long. But now the guilt has gotten to me. I’M SORRY!

13. I’m really torn between wanting to make myself look really pretty and go out and get roaring drunk tonight, and refusing to change out of my pajamas and staying on my couch ALLLLLLL day & night. Life is full of so many hard decisions.

14. My dog is the most adorable thing in the whole world.




‘Twas the night before Valentine’s Day and I was PRAYING for snow…

Hola amigos! Who’s with me in hoping and praying for a snow day tomorrow!?!? Best believe I’m saying my prayers and hoping for a winter miracle. It would be the PERFECT Valentine’s Day present in my opinion.

Googled "snow day" and this came up. YES.

Speaking of Valentine’s Day, today I made this Valentine for my best friend. I find it INSANELY funny. If you don’t I’m sad for you. And yeah, I still watch One Tree Hill. And yes, it probably should have been over about four seasons ago. Whatever. I’m a true fan. Shove it.


Tomorrow night I’m going to see The Vow. As if  I wasn’t out of my mind excited already this lady had to have this post today: YUM.

Also, she posted this a few days ago:

TOOOOOO excited. I’ve watched this trailer 249 times. It comes out exactly one week before my birthday. If you are my friend you will offer to take me as an early birthday present. It has my Mercy girl in it! And I don’t even care what you guys say about Zac Efron. He has grown up into QUITE the hunk. Once again I will say YUM.

That’s all I’ve got. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go continue praying and doing my Native American rituals to encourage enough snow fall to prevent me from working tomorrow so I can stay home alone and cry my lonely Valentine’s Day tears in the privacy of my own snow covered home. Adios.